Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it! More!
[throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the other people] Sorry, it was an accident...
Jane Foster: [to Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have asked!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I meant nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: No smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.
Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
Sif: Yes.
Heimdall: Good.
Sif: So you will help us?
Heimdall: I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.
[walks off]
Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?
[the Bifrost activates on its own]
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Summer is here!!!:)
The first day of summer!! What a beautiful day!!! I hope it stays like this all summer! I cant wait to go swimming, fishing, and shooting!!!:)
I just love seeing the blue sky it reminds me off summer!!!!!:)
I just love seeing the blue sky it reminds me off summer!!!!!:)
Monday, June 20, 2011
School is almost over!!!!:)
I am soooooooooooooo EXITED that my school is almost over!!!!!
fyi I hate school...:( but have to get good grades to go to dental school....:(
Maybe I have not told you but I want to go to school for pediatric dentistry...!:)
Thursday, May 26, 2011
These are some of my favorite lines from "How to train your Dragon!!!!:)
Hiccup: Aw, come on! Let me out, please! I need to make my mark!
Gobber: Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup: Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber: You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
[holds up a set of bolas]
Hiccup: Okay, fine! But this...
[gestures to a catapult machine]
Hiccup: ...will do it for me!
[He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man]
Gobber: Now, see this right here...
[gestures to Hiccup's machine]
Gobber: ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup: Mild calibration issue...
Gobber: Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
[gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber: Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup: [nodding and glaring at Gobber] Oh...
Gobber: Oh, yeah!
Hiccup: You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber: [deadpan] I'll take my chances.
Gobber: Oh, you've made plenty of marks! All in the wrong places!
Hiccup: Please, two minutes! I'll kill a dragon, my life will get infinitely better, I might even get a date!
Gobber: You can't lift a hammer, you can't swing an axe, you can't even throw one of these!
[holds up a set of bolas]
Hiccup: Okay, fine! But this...
[gestures to a catapult machine]
Hiccup: ...will do it for me!
[He touches the machine and it goes off, firing a set of bolas out the window that hits a man]
Gobber: Now, see this right here...
[gestures to Hiccup's machine]
Gobber: ...is what I'm talking about!
Hiccup: Mild calibration issue...
Gobber: Don't you... no, Hiccup! If you ever want to get out there to fight dragons, you need to stop all... this.
[gestures to all of Hiccup]
Hiccup: But you just pointed to all of me!
Gobber: Yes! That's it! Stop being all of you!
Hiccup: [nodding and glaring at Gobber] Oh...
Gobber: Oh, yeah!
Hiccup: You, sir, are playing a dangerous game! Keeping this much raw viking-ness contained! There will be consequences!
Gobber: [deadpan] I'll take my chances.
And more....:)
Hiccup: I really did hit one!
Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup: He never listens!
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup: And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich.
[imitating]
Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys!
Gobber: Sure, Hiccup.
Hiccup: He never listens!
Gobber: Well, it runs in the family.
Hiccup: And when he does, its always with this disappointed scowl, like someone skimmed on the meat in his sandwich.
[imitating]
Hiccup: "Excuse me, barmaid! I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra-large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fish-bone!"
Gobber: Now, you're thinking about this all wrong! It's not so much what you look like, it's what's inside that he can't stand.
Hiccup: Thank you for summing that up!
Gobber: Look the point is, stop trying so hard to be something you're not!
Hiccup: I just wanna be one of you guys!
Thursday, April 28, 2011
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
A day in the life of David Shelton
Ethan Smith
10/20/2010
Beep, beep, beep. It was Monday … a tired figure rolled over and
turned off the alarm clock. At the same moment he looked at the numbers to
see what time it was. “What!” he cried, “it’s 6 am already?” He said this as
he climbed out of his bed and grabbed his Bible and journal then jumped
back into bed. The boy I am about to tell of is named David Shelton. He is 12 years
old and has dark brown hair and eyes, along with fairly rough skin and is
well tempered. He grew up in a family of six. The oldest is nineteen and a
half. Her name is Elizabeth. The second oldest is seventeen. His name is
Henry. Next in line is David and you know all about him. After him come
Tanner, who is ten, and Shaun who is eight. Last but not least is Sarah and
she is five.
As soon as he was finished with his Bible time, he made his bed,
cleaned his room, and get dressed. As he walked down the hall he could hear
and smell his oldest sister Elizabeth cooking in the kitchen making breakfast
before school. This morning I can smell toast and hot chocolate. Yum! Once
he had finished his delicious breakfast he grabbed his viola and practiced for
forty-five minutes.
His mom and siblings wake up, shower, and get ready for the day.
After practicing, he moves on to math. This is one of his favorite subjects
because one can always find an answer to the problem and he likes solving
puzzles. At the present, his most loved problems are adding and multiplying
fractions and working on word problems. “Finally!” he gasped, after a long
time of working on his math. Time to move on. Next is Latin. Today he is
learning about present perfect tense. Before he knew it, he was done with
latin. Next he started grammar, memorizing the nine parts of speech and
continuously diagramming sentences.
Then he heard some banging in the kitchen. “Who’s in there
banging?” he asked. “It’s me, Mom, I’m making lunch it will be ready in
ten minutes. So finish the rest of your school!” his mom said. “Okay! What’s
for lunch?” he asked. “You will see!” his mom answered.
He finished his grammar. Lunch time! “Sweet! Ham sandwiches and
milk! That’s the best ham I’ve ever had. It’s sweet and juicy.” After lunch,
he thought a bike ride would be fun. “See you Mom!” he yelled as he
vanished out the door towards his bike, then headed for the road.
“It is such a nice day out today!” he said out loud to himself as he
sped down the road. “The sun is shining and there are birds everywhere, a
few clouds and a soft breeze.” He only passed six cars during the entire two
hour ride. Right when he got home, he ran into his room and fell asleep with
his hands under the soft textured pillow. He had had such a fun day.
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