Thor: [taking coffee for the first time] This drink... I like it! More!
[throws the mug on the floor and shatters it]
Jane Foster: [to the other people] Sorry, it was an accident...
Jane Foster: [to Thor] What was that?
Thor: It was delicious! I want another!
Jane Foster: You could have asked!
Thor: I just did!
Jane Foster: I meant nicely!
Thor: I meant no disrespect.
Jane Foster: No smashing. Deal?
Thor: You have my word.
Thor: [walking into a pet shop] I need a horse!
Pet Store Clerk: We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds.
Thor: Then give me one of those large enough to ride.
Agent Garrett: [about Thor's Asgard buddies] Is there a Renaissance Fair in town?
Agent Jackson: Call it in.
Agent Garrett: Yeah. Uh, base, we've got, uh, Xena, Jackie Chan, and Robin Hood.
[Thor is knocked down by a gargantuan SHIELD agent]
Thor: You're big. I've fought bigger.
Heimdall: You would defy the commands of Loki, our king? Break every oath you have taken as warriors, and commit treason to bring Thor back?
Sif: Yes.
Heimdall: Good.
Sif: So you will help us?
Heimdall: I am bound by honor to our king. I cannot open the bridge to you.
[walks off]
Fandral: Complicated fellow, isn't he?
[the Bifrost activates on its own]
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